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how this works

No tarot, no oracle decks, no cards.

Most astrology sites pull a card. Spin a wheel. Hash your birthday into a "lucky number." That's a random number generator wearing a witch hat. We don't do that.

Every reading on this site is a real calculation of where the planets, moon and sun actually are right now, and what's deterministically true about today's date, wherever you are in the world.

What we calculate

The voice

The headline and one-liner are written by Claude Haiku, fed all the calculation data and a tightly bounded brief: refined witch with a mouth, Australian English, no wellness-influencer nonsense. The model never invents data. It only translates what's actually in the sky.

Your privacy

Birth details, if you save them, stay in your browser's localStorage. We never see them. We never store them on a server. We never email anyone about them. There's no account. There's no signup. There's no newsletter to spam you with. There never will be.

Why this exists

Justine got tired of her friends ringing every time the world felt sideways, asking whether it was a full moon. The answer was usually more interesting than that. Mercury was retrograde, the moon was void in Scorpio, Mars was square Pluto. So she built a website that explains. Every day.